26. sep, 2014

Tea - bag(ging

What exactly is tea-bagging? I've heard conflicting reports. Well, hear we go.

1. To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another, usually while they are sleeping, because that's more fun. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. Apparently they only do this in the UK. In America and the rest of the world men are dragging (a big difference!) their testicles across people's foreheads.

2. ''Tea-bagging'' was a popular dance step that male go-go boys did to their customers for tips. 

3. When after brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. 

4. A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

5. The scrotum of a man who had his testicles removed.

The beauty of the tea bag is in it's endless variations; any opening will do. In some cities they're tea-bagging everything in sight. But whatever floats your boat; raise your pinkie when tea-bagging. It's a sign of good breeding.

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